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A handjob. Because middle school is the last time you should get one.
So I'm hooking up with this chick last night and she won't even put it in her mouth. Next thing I know I'm getting a real dry middle schooler from this chick... greeeeeat.
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They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), etc. The boys end up getting killed or arrested, and the girls end up pregnant before 20 and shit.
There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.
I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.
The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!
Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.
Screw the high schoolers. I just want them to suck a liberal's big cock!
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A pedophile who travels from school to school raping little boys. After raping them, he steals one of their pubes to remember them by, and uses them to make a charm bracelet.
The charm schooler went to jail on 20 accounts of pedophilia.
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old schooler" is someone who was born in the Sixties of the last century and who has been playing (in the Eighties) and still plays that kind of Heavy Metal, Speed Metal and Thrash Metal, peculiar of "that" magical decade.
Marco Lippe
Marco Lippe is an "old schooler", he plays thrash metal very well and his drumming is made with that style.
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Basically a middle schooler that is really hating something about themselves from 6th graders -8th graders it could be body, personality, gender, sexuality, etc. I must remind you that some will be extremely immature because of it
Person 1: did you see the 7th grader there he/they/she is a very insecure middle schooler
a period in time in which a Middle or High school student will feel pessimistic or in a deep sadness (also MSD)
Dude, do you have Middle Schoolers Depression?
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Fake depressed elementary schoolers are people who make up fake facts. They would be about 9-10 years old. Sometimes they might be younger than that. Or even 11 years old!
Here are some examples of a fake depressed elementary schooler:
- Change their profile picture to a depressed person (For the girls, it would be gacha or roblox)
- Openly shows how they're depressed (Real depressed people actually hide it)
Alyssa: I'm depressed because I listen to Anna Blue
Me: You're not depressed, you fake depressed elementary schooler