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to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)
Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"
Clark: "why I oughta"
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Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.
Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!
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An intense itching of the scrotum that men get from time
to time. It is by no means a mild itch and it must be
scratched immediately no matter where you are and who
you are with. Prolonged scratching can cause abrasions
to the sac. Although scrot scratch is a discomfort for
the sufferer the physical act of scratching gives much
satisfaction and is extremely adictive.
James:Did you here about steve?
Pat: No.
James:Last night he was about to have a threesome but got the scrot scratch and had to claw at his baws,while the two lassies were in the room.They thought he had an STD after that and wouldn't go near him all night.
Pat: Lets save him the pain and pretend that he went all the way. Since its his birthday.
an insult used to describe someone who is wrinkly like an 80 year old scrotum. also, used by several teachers to describe year seven pupils.
"sir! theres some Y7's running around"
"sod it, i cant be arsed with the little scrot bags"
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When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.
I just pulled a scrot and goat on my friend Becky, she was surprised.
when you use your god given scrotum to slap someone
"...and after were done fuckin imma scrot slap that slut in the back of the throat."
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