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In light of recent events surrounding tasers and unsuspecting victims getting tased comes.... THE POWER SERGE!
a girl (or guy) leans chest first in the doggystyle position against a a heavy free standing object or piece of furniture. While the unsuspecting guy ( or pitcher) is "going at it" , sweaty nads and all, the girl (or receiver) secretly pulls out a hand taser (55 000 V Max) and tases the guy (pitcher) in the "beanbag" numerous times until he/she and the "pitcher" receive simultaneous Orgasms (aka "Blackout"), or until you smell burning skin and pubes.
NOTE: for a better effect, turn up the heat in the room to cause more of a "sweaty-nut" effect and in turn cause more of a sizzle
While doing a girl (or guy) doggystyle
"Man, last night this hoodrat gave me The POWER SERGE!, it was good from what I remember, but when I regained consciousness the Ho had stolen all my money and my sack had 3rd degree burns, but hell... I cant wait to do it again"
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Craftily inserting a finger into a lady's vagina and sniffing it to see if the odour is acceptable for further exploration
I did the Serge's Finger Sniff Test (SFST) on her and it was ok so I went for it
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When a sad, lonely, emo boi spic gets ditched by an african female chimpanzee, he will "serge" her by blackmailing her to stay with him, wanking to her black breasts, going completely emo mode over her, and will constantly call her 'dude' and 'man'. 1 upvote = 1 fucking cutie man
"My girl left me so i sent her this":
"I love you Sophia
I've been doing my best the last couple days I swear man
Please Sophia I love you
I love you man you're breaking my heart
I love you Sophia
You're my fucking cutie man
I'm so fucking sad man
I'm sorry as fuck dude
I'm fucking sad man
Nah dude you're my girl man
I love you way too much man
I'm fucking sad as fuck man"
Nigga, you serged her.
Provision by which an individual pokes, prods and if necessary steps forward and drops the hammer when the intended party remains in a contemplative mode.
He wasn't makin' a move on that house so I popped the Serge Act and got it with a slammin' contract!
don’t forget the hyphen or else you get sergeerik, and you don’t want to be a sergeerik
Most awesome guy you could ever imagine, full of knowledge and wit and doesn't give a fuck
Did you see that awesome guy? That is Sergs
He's a king-cock
God in bed, loves doing amazing positions like 69
It's a me, Mario
Let's go jaja
-I'm very horny, do you know why?
-Maybe because you have seen Serg? 🥵
-Yes, Sergi is so f*cking hot 🔥