sexiled

-similar to being exiled, except you will never have sex again, even though you still live in society.
-when one returns to one's dorm to find that one's roomate is busy in the act of lovemaking, and thus one must find somewhere else to sleep for the night in order to avoid any unnecessary akwardness. Or, more simply put, one if "exiled" from the room because of "sex", hence the name.

That old man has been sexiled.

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Sexile Island

A "place" a sexiled person goes when one's roommate is using the room to fornicate with his/her current interest.

A: "Why are you hanging out in the study lounge? It's 2 AM on a Thursday?"
B: "I'm just chilling on sexile island."
A: Oh, fuckin sucks.

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Double Sexile

The act of being sexiled from the place where one was going to sleep after already being sexiled. It is rumored that this freak accident has only happened 13 times in history.

6PM
Alex: Hey Greg, can I stay in your room tonight? Mike is sexiling me because his girlfriend is in town for the weekend.
Greg: Yeah sure, just pull your mattress in there.

1AM:
Greg: Dude, ... I'm sorry, this girl is coming over. She really wants it bad.
Alex: Fuck ... Are you really going to Double Sexile Me?
Greg looks at new text and leaves the room.

3:45AM
Alex finally gets to go to sleep

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self-sexile

1) Leaving one's domicile to avoid roommates when interacting with a significant other

2) Being sexiled of one's own volition

1) Cornelius and his boyfriend frequently went into self-sexile to avoid homophobic housemates

2) Jeremy and Claire always got so loud their roommates had not choice but to self-sexile.

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reverse sexiled

When you are unable to have sex in either of your rooms because people are in there.

My roommate's watching youtube videos of giraffes playing ball, and your roommate's eating stale cookies which he wants to eat in private because he's ashamed, so I guess we're reverse sexiled. We'll go find a bathroom or something.

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Sexiled

Having to take up temporary residence in another room than your own because your roommate is railing their girlfriend. Very frequent in college.

Ted: the hell are you out here for?
Mark: I got Sexiled because Todd's girl is here.
Ted: that sucks, man. You can stay here for a night.

Sexiled

When your dorm roommate hooks up with someone, and they kick you out so they can have sex in privacy.

Jane: Hey Laura, can I sleep in your room tonight? I got sexiled.

Laura: Sure, no problem.