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Shitties, (also Shi'ite, etc.) Coined by Sir David "Brown" Brunton in 2005, was originally a term to describe those, who at social or hudge gatherings were acting over dramatic, stupid, and in the end just plain shitty.
"Shittie" was then adapted to rule out those who were not wanted/welcome at those future events. Of course, with all new slang, and the help of the internet, those with low self esteem felt that they were targeted by those non-shitties.
The rule of 'Shittie' is as follows:
-If you have to ask yourself if you're a shittie, then you are.
"Rhonda brings nothing to the tabes, she's a shittie."
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Shit and Titty combined. Otherwise known as shitty titties. Not oly are these titties shitty, small, and disgusting. They are only possible to titty fuck by shitting in the cleavage and then pushing the titties together and proceeding to fuck them until you cum.
"Dude Robby did Becky show you her titties?"
"Yeah dude, but it was terrible?"
"Why?"
"They were totally shitties. They were demented and gross!"
"Sweet, now I can get shit on my dick. Yay!"
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a sympathetic offering akin to 'sorry to hear that'
neighbour Man, I ran over my mother-in-law's chijuaua with the lawnmower yesterday. She is going to have a fit over it after she finishes replanting her garden. Look, man do you think I could sleep in your garage tonight?
you huh, what? Oh, shitty. Sure, I guess so.
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When Something Doesn't Come Out The Way You Thought It Would.
Boy : Ayyyyyeeeee, We Finna Party
Big Sister : WE ARE ! You Staying Home, Don't You Feel Shitty ?!
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people who take shits on the floor. People who do this are called "shitty". They are disgusting people who do disgusting things for a small amount of money. I boy i know did this...what a digusting, shitty mug!!!
"omfg "shitty" prick. I cant believe you took a shit on the floor"
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A term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of Colorado. The exact definition is as follows: Colorado is better than any other State in the Union, particularly New Jersey and Oregon (a.k.a Shit Hole and Land of the Covered Wagons Loaded with Shit and Shitty People, respectively.)
When used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically New Jersey, it emphasizes the amount of shit that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. One can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. "This place has half the shittiness ratio of New Jersey," which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck balls and lick choads for a living.
"Colorado, Second only sic to New Jersey in Terms of Utter Shittiness." -Quoted from Cohen's Figure 1.1 titled "United States of America."
Meaning: Colorado fucking rules and New Jersians love to smoke pole, eat shit and die. There is also a subtle undertone of "Oregon sucks."
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