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Shizz

A midway between shit and jizz, or a 1:1 mixture of both of them (usually consumed with 500 ml of each blended for 1 minute).

What are you getting for breakfast? Oh, just some omelette with shizz to go with it.

by SpankBoySamaritan December 31, 2016


Shizz

To be Absolutely Awesome ! Top of the charts!

"I watched Godsmscks drum solo today and OMG!, Their drummer is the shizz when he plays the bongos"!!

by Melzy February 23, 2018


Shizz

verb: to simultaneously jizz, and shit at the same time

" I shizzed my pants"

by NIGHTW4TCH July 12, 2009

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Shizz

Shizz, despite common misconception, shizz is also the name for the concotion of shit (feces) and jizz (semen); as well as the replacement for shit in casual conversation.

Gay men release shizz from their rear ends.

by VyvianTehLol June 17, 2009

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shizz

the same as 'stuff'

yeah so im going out tonight, just dancing and shizz
i went to the shop yesterday and got some really awesome shizz

by kat1234567 April 6, 2009

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shizz

A situation where you are in a public place and you see someone waving at or talking to what seems like you, but they actually wave at someone behind you. (This word is also a different spelling for a word that is a synonym for poop, but that isn't what I'm talking about.)

Person in front of you: "Hey! You ready to go?"
You: Well, I--
Person behind you: Well, it's about time! I've been waiting for you for at least 20 minutes!
You: ...definite shizz...

by RoKkStAr719 January 7, 2009

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Shizz

Sh-i-zz - Can be used as a verb or now.

The non-vulgar/swear version of shit.
Often used in front of parents as a substitute for a curse word.

As a verb:
"Dammit, the bunny shizz'd all over the bloody floor!"

As a noun:
"You're crazy! The Big Comfy Couch was the total shizz!"

by Jors December 18, 2007

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