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when something is dog shmeat it is bad
that’s dog shmeat my guy
used negatively
What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus
"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"
When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself
Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.
A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises
Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.
Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.
Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.
To be Mexican and have a small penis
Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat
A small weewee, this kind of weewee would not be able to please your woman and if u have this, you probably pee in stalls so no one peeps your "Shmeat"
Me to my gf: do i have a shmeat?
Gf: I mean u can't make me cum sooo let that let you decide if u have a shmeat