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When someone places an object on someone's shoulder without that person knowing in an attempt to make that person look ridiculously foolish.
The objects used can vary - popular objects are erasers, plastic utensils, chips, noodles, and paper napkins.
I hate that guy so much; I want to run my truck over him. I want to gouge his eyes out". "Dude relax, just shoulder joke him - he'll never recover from that
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Thrusting between the labia or "camel toe," or ass cheeks, without penetration.
Before the sudden lane-change I opted to ride the shoulder in order to lull her.
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A shoulder strap is performed by sneaking up behind an unsuspecting person and placing your flaccid shlong across their shoulder.
I leaned forward from the back seat of my boyfriend's Miata and gave him a shoulder strap.
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A person you convey all your problems to who comforts you by providing a shoulder to cry on.
Man, everytime Abbi has a fight with her boyfriend she runs to her shoulder friend Todd.
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Similar to the cold shoulder, this is when your friends, family or guardians ignore the blatant proverbial or literal butt raping that you are dealing with.
(The meaning comes from the blatant ignoring of former Penn State assistant coach Jerry Sandusky banging children)
Did you see Bill in there? He was getting a reaming but I didn't feel obligated to help so I gave him the ole' Sandusky Shoulder.
This old, creepy guy was going to town on me the other night, Jim walks in, and sure as hell he gives me the Sandusky Shoulder.
Next time Sarah gets herself in that situation its going to be the Sandusky Shoulder for her.
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Someone who has their head so far up their ass they are sitting on their own shoulders.
My boss is such a shoulder sitter, I wonder how he can see his computer screen with his big fat head lodged in is anus.
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A pork shoulder is more commonly known as a large seasoned roast typical of Hispanic cultures. However, internet subcultures have recently begun to use the phrase to describe a technique of sexual nature. Typically involving a man, his wife/girlfriend, and possibly her sister. The nature of the move is a mystery, but the humor involved and the dumb looks you will get are well worth it.
"So on the PD.com forums yesterday, I heard that LMNO gave his wife the pork shoulder!"
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