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Most people say shoveling is illegal, but rapists don't see why hobbies are banned by the government.
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One who, without consciousness of doing so, holds a spoon or fork in their hand in a manner that resembles holding a bike handle, and proceeds to shovel the food into their face as if they were a caveman.
Nothing aggravates me more than seeing a shoveler in a nice restaurant.
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1. Something which is useful for removing particles from body parts, such as removing sand from ones vagina
Helen: Jackie, my arm's getting tired!
Jackie: Awww, does someone need a shovel?
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When a bitch is a notable 3 out of 10.
Matt: Dude this kid tried to fight me because I called his girl a shovel
Sean: What a fucking pussy man
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A really stupid asian.
They are called shovels because apparently their faces were flattened with the front of the shovel and their eyes were scraped with the sides. I don't mind the asian people but the ones that are completely clueless and spend all their time studying are gay. It also goes with out saying that shovels tend to be fresh off the boat and like to hunt and trap the neighborhood kitty cats for dinner.
Shovel: Hey Lucy Lui, want to go to Chinatown and get some Won Ton?
Shovel 2: No way Guy Ding, we study. We study now or we end up like stupid American hoe.
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