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When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.
"Why are you late?"
"I got stuck doing the sidewalk salsa."
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What you get when you try really hard to look or sound cool, but it doesn't quite work. You're trying to get street cred, but you're unsuccessful and wind up with only sidewalk cred.
Martha Stewart quoted Jayzee on her show yesterday, earning some sidewalk cred.
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The act of being unintentionally forced(fucked) off a sidewalk while walking with a group of people or when a person traveling in the opposite direction towards you doesn't move and you have to jump out of the way to avoid them .
A bunch of Asians just sidewalk fucked me into a tree.
She's sidewalk fucking bitches left and right.
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sidewalk shuffle
the awkward dance that results when two people approach each other from opposite directions, each attempts to move out of the other's way, and both end up moving in the same direction. Often followed by further ungainly movement, apologies, and awkward laughter.
Ugh, I just ran into Prof. Smith in the hall and we did the sidewalk shuffle. It was so awkward.
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When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.
Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?
Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!
Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.
Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!
When two parties approaching each other in opposite directions on the sidewalk are both walking on the same side, and they both refuse to move to the other side of the sidewalk to avoid a collision.
I was walking down the street and some guy challenged me to a sidewalk standoff, but eventually he moved over to the other side. Pwned.
When you are slightly above being street smart.
I am sidewalk smart, so I am only a few facts smarter than an uneducated child.