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In Dublin, Ireland "A Single" means 1 bag of chips, or thick-cut french fries.
Hey Niamh, can you run down to da shop and pick us up a single. Thanks love!
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A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen
Girl: Why did the woman cross the road?
Guy: Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
Girl: to know you the fuck out and remind you why you are single.
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to not have any feelings for one specific person; no attachment or commitment to someone else
you can't say that you love someone with all your heart and committed and say you're single at the same time.
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1. For a friendly, considerate, and well-meaning person this can be a great period where one learns a lot about him/herself and life in general. For example, one can learn a lot about going out, meeting new people, and making new friendships that can help her/him in the social marketplace.
2. If one lacks common-sense social skills and/or basic social etiquette it can be a lonely, lonely sausage fest for guys or a trip down Get-Your-Ass-Used-Avenue for girls. Lacking these social skills include: being a douchebag by not bringing one's own liquor to a party or by not letting one's date/new friend talk because s/he is too busy talking about the most boring shit in the world or about her/himself non-stop. Basically, being SINGLE for this person means they better social skill UP. There's a REASON why s/he is single!!!!
3. A time that is desperately needed for serial daters because they need to find out who the f*ck they are and what/who they really want in life.
1. I'm so envious of Malik. He's so happy being single and he's really finding out a lot about himself.
2. No wonder Apple is single. She doesn't know shit about guys or how the dating game works. Poor girl, she keeps meetin douchy assholes that just use her for sex :(
3. That boy seriously needs some single time. All he does is date one girl after another and you can tell he's just dependent on them for emotional support! Wut a weak ass bich!
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The act of implying that you have a significant other, but refusing to fully commit to being in a relationship by saying you are taken. Also used to confuse people who are very drunk into thinking you are available for drunk-sex when your significant other is standing near or is in the same room.
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I'm not-single, so...."
"....Alright, so wanna go back to my place?"
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A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Boy: Ey girl, what are you doing out of the kitchen?
Girl: STFU asshole!! This is why you are single!
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BLAAAHHHHHHHHHH. that should pretty much explain the feeling when it's confirmed you're the person who has the unrequited love and it's not the other way around.
Person 1 : hey, what are you doing on friday?
Person 2 : oh i'm going on a date with Ryan, how about you?
Person 1 : ...i'm uh....
Person 2 : gonna stay home alone like every other weekend HAH HAH HAAAAAA
Person 1 : *muttering foul words under breath*
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