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The act of implying that you have a significant other, but refusing to fully commit to being in a relationship by saying you are taken. Also used to confuse people who are very drunk into thinking you are available for drunk-sex when your significant other is standing near or is in the same room.
"So, wanna go back to my place?"
"Well, I'm not-single, so...."
"....Alright, so wanna go back to my place?"
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Noun. A person who is not married and unattached.
Is the guy you are dating single or single single? He's not married and not seeing anyone else so he's single single. If he is just single then he is not married but still seeing other people.
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Means you're single but not looking for anything more than friends.
My name is Becky and I'm currently single not single
Guy are you single
Becky:I'm single not single
Guy: ok so you're not wanting to date anyone right now or hook up
Becky: Exactly
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Independently Owed and Operated.
Bob asks "Are you single?"
Mary replies "No! I am Independently Owned and Operated!"
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When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.
It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.
NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.
Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.
single person: Hi. I am single.
taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!
single person: -_-.... *walks away*
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