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A place in Tamriel that is like a medieval Russia
I now wanna go to Russia and kill giant spiders and talk to cat men because it is like Skyrim
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A game made by Bethesda Shitworks in 2011.
It's about a Swedish nigga who runs around killing dragons
"Damn I was-a playing Skyrim last-a night-a and I found-a one hundred dragon souls"
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The art of getting rimmed in the sky.
*Pigeon flies up arse*
-1,000 feet in the air-
"ARGH! I'm so fucked! But yet this Skyrim is seemingly pleasurable"
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A blood-seal contract which sells your soul to the Bethesda Cult.
The contract takes away your need to do anything, including eating and sleep.
"Quest??! I'm already on a quest!!" Shrek-A very intense Skyrim player
The only game where you can be a cat person, but not a furry at the same time.
The reason I have no friends and don't leave the house. The most addicting game out there! Sure it's full of glitches and sometimes breaks entirely, but that's what makes it fun!
Download now! You have to uninstall you social life first though...
Normal Person: Where have you been the last six days?
Game Addict: Oh, just, y'know.....busy
*Resumes playing Skyrim nonstop for another week*
The game from the early twenty tens that wasn't as good as it's predecessors but got an Alexa release instead of making better games because money
Skyrim Creators during Alexa release: You are the 7thborn