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The Alabama slingshot is the sexual act in which the male spins or twists his testicles clockwise into a tightly wound spring loaded flesh mechanism while recieving oral sex from a hopefully young and hot female. Upon either reaching orgasm or pulling out, he angles his hips back, and releases his spring loaded flesh trap so that it slingshots into the womans face, giving her a testicular whipping.
"Man, did you hear what Bear did to that fugly drunk bitch last night? That drunk bitch got the Alabama slingshot"
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When a poop hardens like steel pellet and receives an extra grunt on it's expel - giving immediate thrust through the toilet bowl at accelerations faster than eminems mouth, disgregaring the twist in the toilet piping.
If the city bubbleyards are within 20km, duck and cover.
Mike, Nev, Brian, and Greg were over for beers and cards when the blasphemous porcelain slingshot from Gregs arse corrupted the entire vicinity.
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when a male takes a used or unused tampon and shoots it off his dick in a sling shot manner
the man did a mexican slingshot toward his co-worker and was fired
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After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.
Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.
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When a man, wearing a condom, finishes intercourse and then pulls the condom off of his member reservoir first, causing his seed to fly out onto his partner.
When Billy and Jane were finished having sex, Billy purposely grabbed the reservoir and ripped his condom off, so that he could give Jane a cum slingshot.
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During in appropriate removal of a condom due to the elastic nature, the semen is launched with high velocity.
Last night I accidentally blinded Stacy with my semen slingshot! sex semen condom temporary blindness
When you rip your condom off your dick and it slingshots Cum at your partner.
"Dude it was so embarrassing, she screamed when I did the cumshot slingshot."
"It was so gross! He did the cumshot slingshot all over my leg!"