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A spank bank made of mental images of attractive women that you see at your bank, used later for masturbatory purposes.
Person 1: Yo dude! Do you see that hottie makin' a deposit at that window? She's going in my Bank Spank Bank!
Person 2: Hellz Yeaaa nigga!!
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a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.
i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
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Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:
Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?
Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box
example2:
Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?
Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...
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What you accuse your co-workers of compiling when they take a work-related photo of you.
Hey Lauren, you're keeping that picture you took of me installing the exhibition on the second floor for your spank bank, hm?
It’s a bank where you go to get spanked, for sexual pleasure including cock and ball torture.
Person 1: Did you hear that Michael owns a spank bank?
Person 2: Yeah he gave me a discount after whooping my cushion
Someone or something a person is turned on by or wants to bang.
Horny fuck: "Wassap baby, you be lookin' like my future spank bank"