Spawn Camper

In online games, and in FPSs especially, somebody hangs around near an enemy spawnpoint and kills players as soon as they appear, rendering them lame.
Spawn camping is not to be confused with normal camping, which is a legitimate tactic, unless you are camping right on top of a powerful or lame weapon spawn point, in which case it is not a legitimate tactic and is called 'whoring'.

I keep getting killed by that fucking spawn camper.

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spawn die

What happens after you get skull fucked by Requis on MW2. This will especially happen to you if your flash nades are like slapping someone with a napkin from a kids birthday party.

“DUDE I JUST SPAWN DIED”
“Maybe it wouldn’t happen if you just stoped raging”

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junkie spawn

The undisciplined hopped up brat or brats belonging to 1 or 2 junkies. Often spawned while one or both parents are under the influence of drugs, junkie spawn have a strong tendency towards drug use and crime, as well as premature breeding.

Paul must have had a half dozen junkie spawn by as many different women, all Paul does is breed women and sit on his ass and do drugs all day. Someone should kill him before he can make anymore.

Spawn Trap

A technique in first person shooters where the entire enemy team camps outside of your team's spawn zone and kill you while you spawn. Only dicks use this technique and it is ten times worse than camping. The only way to properly combat this is by rage quitting, unless you are completely MLG and can kill them all.

I rage quitted because those douches were spawn trapping in Call of Duty.

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spawn of possession

The best tech. death band ever!
The band's solo's aren't Necrophagist but the melodies and riff's are so technical. No breakdowns (those are for pussy's) First album is Cabinet, the best one by far. Second album is Noctabmulant, just as excellent but the first one was way better.

Spawn of Possession is from Sweden and one the greatest underground tech. death bands in the world.

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Power-spawning

One of the effects of consuming Powerthirst. Causes production of multiple children, up to 400 babies. Said babies will be receptive to Shockolate, and will have running prowess comparable to Kenyans.

Power-running, Power-lifting, Power-sleeping, Power-dating, Power-eating, Power-laughing, Power-spawning, Babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!

Nerd Spawn

n. The progeny of a parent with an above average intelligence who possesses an intense interest(s) typically within the mathmatical/technical/scientific fields. Or, most commonly known as offspring to nerds (see nerd then think about their babies).

Jimmy: "The town I'm from in Alabama is where NASA was founded, so we are all the children of scientists.."
Michi: "So, does that mean you and your friends are nerd spawn?"
Jimmy: "Yes. My friends and I are all nerd spawn."