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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."
"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.
Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle
Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle
1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.
2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
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A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children
Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children
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Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
“Mom, help me! My hand is stuck to my penis because I couldn’t finish the Speedy Gonzalez in time!
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The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.
Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!
Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.
Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?
Girl 2: "What was what?"
Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"