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A small town located in South central Kansas. 99.9% catholic and white. The town itself is 1,201 people. But unknown to most, produces the sexiest gals and well hung dudes. Those Catholic guys and gals can get it in the bedroom. Amazing football, track, basketball, softball, and baseball stars. If you’re looking to find the best sex hands down you have ever had road trip to Andale. This is where you find the best lay and people you’ve ever met.
Girl 1: Did you get with that guy Ethan from Andale last night?
Girl 2: Oh....my.....gosh......well worth the drive. Dude could lay the pipe.
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It’s a Mexican word for “hurry up” but can also mean agreeing. Usually used by Persians in rap/hip hop.
I’m sucking on dick cuz I’m a crapper (andale)
Still kids are calling me a crapper (yeah)
The airport security asked me why I have Imodium in my bag. I said there isn't anything worse than getting the Arkansas andale while on vacation.
Dang, that Frito Pie gave me the Arkansas andale, and now I'm stuck in the bathroom.
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When a guy puts a sombrero on the bed to suggest role play, but you fart in it, light it on fire, and toss it outside. Cause no one wants sombrero role play.
I had to pull a flaming andale on that dummy.
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Short French surrealist film created in 1928/1929 by Salvador Dali and Luis Bunuel. The provocative, shock film opens with a scene where a womans eye is sliced open by a razor and is followed by a series of surreal scenes including severed hands, dead donkeys and a man with ants emerging from a hole in his hand.
The film is also mentioned in The Pixies song "Debaser".
Dali and Bunuel later worked together on a similar surrealist film named L'Age d'Or which was consequently banned in many countries.
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Probably the greatest short film in existence by Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dali, and one of the most influential films ever. Preferable, in my view, to the longer follow-up *L'Age d'Or*, if only because *Un Chien Andalou* wastes no time trying to construct an even peripheral narrative. Just seventeen minutes of masterly, bizarre images and dream-logic. There's something gratifying in the fact that, in Bunuel's first film, Bunuel himself is practically the first thing we see. After he cuts open a woman's eyeball with a straight razor, we see him no more. A fine introduction. The Pixies made Debaser which is a song about the film.
Have you seen Un Chien Andalou?
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