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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."
"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.
Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle
Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle
1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.
2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
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A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children
Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children
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A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.
Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!
Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel
The act of running around in Call of Duty only using you knife to stab like a little mexican.
Dude be careful, they got a speedy carlos on the other team hiding in that building!
Definition: The speedy hunter refers to the act of asking a girl if she is down to party after telling her your down. This is immediatly followed by taking either a condom (new or used) or the condom box and chucking it at the floor by her feet or right past her head.
"Man, she slapped me right after I tried using the speedy hunter on her"