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"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALEZ (sic): "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos, ahora muchachos y gauchos."
"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
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A very seedy man, a very sneaky man, a goon.
Person 1: Charlie is such a speedy noodle
Person 2: I know right, he’s an extremely speedy noodle
1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.
2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
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A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children
Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children
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Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.
Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?
Girl 2: "What was what?"
Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"
Definition: The speedy hunter refers to the act of asking a girl if she is down to party after telling her your down. This is immediatly followed by taking either a condom (new or used) or the condom box and chucking it at the floor by her feet or right past her head.
"Man, she slapped me right after I tried using the speedy hunter on her"
A guy that searches for a new girlfriend directly after a breakup.
Holy Cow! Should I really go on a date with the Speedy Male?