Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.
This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.
an offensive slur for the group "megheads" fan of the youtube chanel supermega matt and ryan.
Sploinkies: YOURE A FUCKING SPLONKIE
Another way of saying you are wacking off.
Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.