A slur that can be used toward anyone of any race/gender/sexuality/ethnicity.
"God your such a Sploinkie" - John
"What!?!?1" - Jeff
"You should be offended" - John
2π 9π
Another name for the male penis
Friend 1: βBro you have so much unspoken rizz.β
Friend 2: βI know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.β
1π 4π
"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)
632π 14π
A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae
Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*
60π 1π
the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off
guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)
67π 3π
The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.
The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different π₯΅ that says so much about society βΉοΈ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick π³ (no homo obviously)
178π 18π
dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home
"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"
138π 16π