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Spoon

A complete idiot that is so stupid they have a mind of a fucking utensil.

"Oi mate, what a spoon you are!"

by SpudManDom June 13, 2018


Spoon

How do you not know what a spoon is? dummy.

"Whats a spoon?"

"shut up"

by hAYes yEEt February 22, 2019


Spoon

A Canadian yokel strange in appearance and demeanour. Although more often spotted in rural parts of Canada, known sightings are quite common in urban areas as well.

example 1.
Jim: Did you wheel any brauds on the campground?
Steve: No man, these chicks all look like a bunch of spoons.

example 2.
Spoon: Hey you fellas wanna come over for some warm cider and fish sticks after church?

by DanTheMan77 August 19, 2013

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Spoon

An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?

I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL

by Michael November 11, 2003

21πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Spoon

what your friends do at 5 in the morning when they are incredibly drunk

dude pj, wanna spoon with me

by Jordan January 5, 2004

16πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Spoon

A person that enjoys stirring the pot and causing drama between other people.

To be a shit stirrer

β€œI heard that Caitlin said she hated you because you were a stuck up bitch.”
β€œStorm, stop being such a spoon! She didn’t say that.”

by Queerdo123 December 10, 2017

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Spoon

(n.) Refers to the act of being a mentally disabled, stupid, and/or silly cunt.

You're smoking your cigarette from the filter, you fucking spoon!

You are such a stupid sooon! You forgot the lighter, again.

by Bert Igermann August 4, 2018

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