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A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
When a Caucasian hangs around so much people of African descent that they start acting like them
Dude Caleb’s been acting really weird lately
Yeah he got new friends and got spray tanned
Dirty skin, greasy,never showers
Tanner is always covered in grease looks like he has a spray tan
When you let one rip unfiltered in someone's face, but it turns out to be a shart.
"Someone gave Timothy a massive spray tan last night"
"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"
When a man and woman put spray tan on their gonads and have sex until they turn dark brown.
I gave Sally a sick mexican spray tan last night.
The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"