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(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.
(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.
The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.
The act of ejaculating across your partners back while having doggystyle sex.
I was bangin this ho last night from behind and when I nutted I gave her the backyard sprinkler.
Believers in non-immersion infant baptism, such as the Catholic Church, Episcopal Church or the Church of England. Derogatory term usually used by those who believe that the Bible mandates only full-immersion adult (or at least "age of reason") Baptism.
Did George Washington go to a baby-sprinkler church?
Yeah, he was Anglican.
One who shits in a blasting, splatering manner.
"Look at that toilet bowl! Man, someone around here is a real ass sprinkler."
fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.
neighbor was being a jerk so the sprinkler fitter made it rain on him.
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A term for somebody who cries easily, and a lot.
It doesn't take much for him to burst into tears. I liken him to "a lawn sprinkler"...if you know what I mean. Very sensitive.
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When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.