Sebastian Squire

A white boy who resides in Northern California who is thought by historians to be a reincarnation of Nazi Führer Adolf Hitler. Sebastian has been accused of perpetuating the Holocaust and promoting the superiority of the Aryan race.

Hans: "Der Führer, Heil Sebastian Squire!"

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Sean squire

A cunt who likes Dick in his ass

"That Sean squire always wants dick in his ass"

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The Squire's Pickle

Refer's to: as is, A male's reproductive Organ,
Fallows penile

Penis

"You wanna Succ The Squire's Pickle"
"Only if the tips don't touch"

Dale Squires

Somebody who takes the credit.

Someone who steals the spotlight for someone else's work.

"He took all the credit for our short film. What a Dale Squires!"

Friend: You know I directed that movie. Beck wrote it and Andre did all the music and editing. What did you do?

Dale Squires: I took the credit.

Friend: Well, that's mean. You should at least share the credit with us.

Dale Squires: Man, you really don't get Hollywood, do you?

Friend: What a Dale Squires!

Phrases that represent a dale squires:

That's showbiz!

That's Hollywood!

Squire Chava

Annoying little money stain who likes to eat anything he finds and likes to flirt with everyone he sees

This Squire Chava is a total clown

young squire

Started off as a two person role play joke, with one person pretending to be a perverted lord, and the other pretending to be the exploited young squire.

Usually it is just some back and fourth comedy using medieval talk, but can be used to call someone a young squire too.

There are also memes now.

Lord: Aww young squire, would you accompany me to my chambers again this evening.
Young Squire: My lord, I am not sure this will help me become a knight.
Lord: Haha, so naive, my young squire.

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Billy Squire

1. a slang phrase used when talking about male masturbation, due to the singer "Billy Squire" having wrote the song "The Stroke".
2. a code word used during the Annual "40 Days/40 Nights Competition" at Turpin,OK that stands for having lost the bet by having jerked it.

"Dude, Kurtis pulled a Billy Squire after the first day of the competition...sad, sad man."

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