squirrel

A cute bushy tailed animal that sometimes take over entire planets by hijacking nasa equipment

Squirrel: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us. you are on your want to destruction!
Nasa: We are sorry to inform that we are no longer receiving signals from echo419.

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squirrel

Those cute, fuzzy creatures that steal your tulip bulbs and then subsequently forget where they hid them.

That damn squirrel rearranged my flower bed in this seemigly random pattern. Hmmm...it looks good.

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squirreling

When two straight men take their pants off and tickle each-others nuts and the first one to get wood loses.

"I am the squirreling Champion!" - Jeremiah

or
"Wes and Jeremiah, stop squirreling! It's really not cool."

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Squirrels

Testicles

You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.

Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.

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squirrel

a person who is constantly listening to you and whenever you do something weird he says IM CALLING PETA

Chris is a squirrel!

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Squirreled

The cleaner definition is to be distracted in an impulsive or ADD-esque manner, much like that dog in the movie UP.

My nephew had my aunt squirreled at Wal-mart today by all the goodies he was looking at

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Squirrel

Similar to A.D.D., start one task, conversation, or thought, then randomly switching to another, repeatedly.

I went to clean the bedroom. Then I found a usb drive in a pile of clothes. I went on my computer and squirreled for an hour looking through it and totally forgot about cleaning.

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