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Home of the most fucked up italians in the world, full of fucking rich snobbish italian kids who think there black, they wear hats like blacks and have a really annoying accent. all they do is go to the mall all day. there is nothing to do there, they try to pimp girls all day. more and more indians are coming
john hey mike, im bored as hell what do u wanna do
mike lets go watch some italian try to act black in staten island
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Staten Island is the 5th borough also known as the"forgoten borough",with a population of 491,730, Staten Island is the least populated of the five boroughs.
Some things totally normal & common to Staten Island :
Underage Drinking.
Underage Sex.
Hooking up near the atrium.
Hooking up at McDonalds.
Grinding at rollerjam.
House Partys.
People who drive always getting cut off.
MILFS who look more like muskrats.
Women who can't drive there big escalades,jeeps,&trucks for shit.
Girls with orange skin.
Over 90% of girls wear Bombshell bra's.
Poofs.
Extentions.
"PINK"sweatpants & UGGS
IM ONLY SAYING THIS BECAUSE I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE,& KNOWS WHAT GOES ON,DON'T TALK SHIT UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE BECAUSE I'M FULL ITALIAN & DON'T DO ANY OF THE STUFF YOU SEE ON T.V & ON YOUTUBE IN SPOOFS.
SOME OF US,can have poofs,orange skin,"tawk lyke dwis new yawk".
AND SOME OF US can be totally chill & not do that.
WE ARE NOT ALL OF THE SAME,SOME OF US ARE STILL SANE.
2 girls who are from staten island (randomized)
Girl 1 :Hey gawl whassup???omgee did yu see dat gawls hair gwoss.com!!!
Girl 2:Hello,& yes i did.There's nothing wrong with it.
Girl 1:Uhm gawwl r u blind??i went up to dat b!tch andd tawd it mcdonalds french fries had less gwease den it!!Lyke i was juss bein honest im so real!!
Girl 2:I think her hair is fine,& to be honest your ugly.
*Girl 1 huffing,puffing bbming her friends what Girl 2 did*
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A dance move that involves one pumping their fist into the air and gyrating their pelvis uncontrollably once the bass has been dropped....
C-Dub: Yo girl, did you see Carly last night?! Once her favorite jam came on, she pulled a "staten island" all over the dance floor!
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My favorite place in the world. Everyone says how shitty it is but truthfully, there are few places I enjoy more. While it's evident that you shouldn't go in the water at the beach I'm sure many people have enjoyed running through the splash grounds when they were younger. What about the playgrounds? Can anyone truly say that they've burnt their feet by running around the black rubber barefoot and never done it again? It's just one of those things that makes you feel at home. Maybe it's just a "Great Kills" thing because everyone else seems to think Staten Island is just a hell hole.
history teacher: so you had the 5 burroughs...which were?
class: *names all but SI*
me: staten island! *mumbles under breath* duh, its the only place to live
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AKA Garbage Dump.
Staten Island is a large garbage dump located South of Manhattan. All of the trash from Manhattan, Brooklyn, The Bronx, Queens, and some parts of New Jersey is transported there via the Staten Island Ferry, and dumped in a large pile in the center of the Island. This garbage then proceeds to rot, and can be smelled from the surrounding land masses.
The tribe of people that live there, known as Guidos, burrow into the piles of the garbage to form dwellings.
Martin: "What be that smell?"
Franklin: "Staten Island"
Martin: "Ew"
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First off im from staten island and im gettin pissed from all these people talking shit. Everybody says we try to act "hard core" go to the brooklyn defination the people there think there all tough.. i read one guy he's like BROOKLYN SELLS THE BEST CRACK.. and others saying brooklyn is the most realist hard core place around. i find this funny after all of them come to staten island in a matter of time.Im in brooklyn alot. what else can you do there besides mall or movies? the park?.staten island is creating a huge park that will be amazing with MANY things to do witch will be done in 2011.what you guys gonna say then?. Now for the comments with the cars and the "ghetto" kids and the "italians" hmm, I guess this is true or some of it.But its not our fault our "italian" parents moved here from brooklyn is it?for the cars. I see some rich kids showing off. but ONLY a few have those cars, and i bet there not theirs, and for people sayin that people from todt hill show off everything, well people its a RICH area houses are 1.2+ not thier faults.and i find it HALRIOUS people are hating on us because we dont have a train station that doesnt leave staten island. DONT BITCH TO US GO TO THE GOVERMENT OR SOME SHIT. Also why is it OK for a brooklyn kid to rap? but if someone in staten island does it they will get made fun of.And as for the eminem comment i saw. Look around kid every white kid from every state trys to be like him.and as for the weed comment, you dont know what your talking about all our dealers get there shit from BROOKLYN. whatever people just dont know what there talking about.
A. "your from staten island"
b. "yes."
A. "Man, you guys are wannabe's thugs and are rich italians"
b. "hmm, Have you ever even been here?"
A. "No, Im from pennsylvania i just here this stuff"
b. "Figures"
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I am new to the borough.. So far it has been okay. Quiet around were I live. I guess considered the Northern Part. There are some things that remind me of the South Bronx my old home. But hey so far so good...
Staten Island Peaceful home.
Or the like the girl from models in the bronx spelled it State Island.
White people "acting black" interesting to watch.
Good looking people.
Nice houses.
And yeah the Mall is what catches my eye on the weekends.
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