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a team in the National Football League (NFL) that is the measuring stick for which all other teams considered "great" can be measured against.
6 Lombardi Trophy's, slew of Hall of Famers, unrelenting, suffocating defense, the best traveled fans of any team.
Also as a side note, one can use the term "Pittsburgh Steeler" as an adjective to describe something as being great.
And the Pittsburgh Steelers have done it, surpassing both the 49ers and the Cowboys as the only team to win 6 Super Bowls. Looks like just 3 yrs after winning one for the thumb they now have one for the other thumb.
2 guys discussing the night before
Dude 1: Saw you leave with that hottie last night, way to go man.
Dude 2: Thanks man, been on a little drought lately.
Dude 1: So how it go?
Dude 2: Had a couple drinks, talked some, and then it was onto the bedroom. It was Pittsburgh Steelers all the way. (meaning the sex was great)
Dude 1: Nice, (high fives Dude 2) she have any friends?
Dude 2: Well yeh, but they dont like guys with small dicks.
Dude 1: That sucks, well at least I am lucky your ex-wife is still around, she never complains
Dude 2: Asshole (kicks Dude 1 in the balls)
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The team that never has any whiners or prettyboys. They always give 100%, and that is thanks to their coaches and owners. Dominating the 1970's and staying strong until today and forevermore, the fans will never lose faith in this team.
Also the team that the Terrible Towel was made for.
The pittsburgh steelers have a strong year every season.
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Commonly mistaken for a football fan. These creatures wave the "terrible towel" like a large group of retarded children. Avoid talking football with, as roughly 95% of them only see the highlights on sportscenter.
John: Hey Steve, Big Ben played great last night!
Steve: No, John. He had one good play and they lost. Did you even see the game?
John: Um... Well i watched espn this morning...
Steve: Well aren't you a typical steelers fan.
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the best damn team in the land....
Big Ben to Hines Ward touchdown Pittsburgh steelers
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A term to describe a passion for paedophila, a term that was unintentionally coined by John Dupee off Hansen vs Predator.
Joffa loves the Steelers and the Ravens, he admitted to molesting an underaged boy in court.
the best team in the NFL!
Got screwed out of the 2005 superbowl by that oh so good looking new england QB!! ..Bastard
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n. A football team that was formed in Pittsburgh a long time ago. They sucked until the seventies, but then they started using large amounts of steriods. These steroids gave them the ability to win 4 Super Bowls by cheating. Ever since the seventies started, they have been the luckiest team in the NFL for several reasons:
1. The most memorable play in their history was illegal and incredibly lucky.
2. They were barely noticed for their extreme usage of steroids which gave them 4 Super Bowls.
3. They have not won ONE of their 6 Super Bowls fairly, there is some kind of controversy surrounding every one:
'70's: Steroids
'05: Injured Carson Palmer, won because most teams suck without their best player. Manning and Plummer can't play in the playoffs. Refs handed them Super Bowl (The Refs are a common Steelers helper; whenever your favorite team plays the Steelers, it is playing both the Steelers and the Refs).
'08:Would not have won division had it not been for terrible call in game against Ravens, which would have resulted in the Steelers having to play on the road in the playoffs which equals a loss. Also, every team they had to play in the playoffs beat a team that beat the Steelers in the regular season in the previous round.
I'm sure we haven't seen the end of the luckiness in Pittsburgh
Bill: Wow the Patriots are much better than the Steelers, Tom. I am pretty sure they will win today
Tom: I don't know, Bill, you have to remember: the Pittsburgh Steelers always have the refs on their side.
Larry: Wow I can't believe that play John. I mean, the Steelers won the game because Roethlisberger threw the ball forward and it bounced off of Hines Ward into the hands of Santonio Holmes, who fumbled into the arms of Roethlisberger, who illegally threw it forward again, only to be intercepted, but then the defender fumbled it and then Mike Tomlin stepped on the field and picked it up, and then he threw it to a cunt named Richard Simmons, who happened to be wearing a Steelers jersey.
John: Yeah, Larry, the Steelers are so good. Only they would be able to do that.
Pissed off football fan: OF COURSE, FUCKING JOHN, THEY WOULD BE ABLE TO DO THAT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FUCKING STEELERS. THEY ARE ALLOWED TO WIN FOOTBALL GAMES BY CONSTANTLY FUCKING CHEATING.
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