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Son: I'm straight
Mom: How dare you! Disgusting child...
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"Straight" means that you love the opposite gender that you are. Ex. Boy fucks Girl.
I, the typist of this sentence and the definition, am the straightest man alive!
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Straight: A mental illness affecting the limbic system of the brain.
Scientifically know as : Heterosexual
People suffering from the symptoms of heterosexuality may do things such as:
Like Grey's Anatomy.
Harm innocent fish by stabbing them in the roof of their mouth for fun.
Disliking the Television show "Friends" without ever watching one episode.
Voting right wing
As you can see all of these are quite brutal and if not treated quickly they must be euthanized.
Cures:
Frogs
Thinking : Oh wow (my gender) is pretty goddamn hot too
DISCLAIMER: HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT LETHAL WHILE IN A TRANS/NON-BINARY PERSON
That meth head down the road looks like hes a straight one.
That E-boy that you see on tiktok is totally straight.
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Being straight is being attracted to only males which is not okay. You can be gay,bi,transgender, lesbian, asexual etc.. but being straight is really not okay. If you’re straight you’re mentally and physically ill.
Ryland:Hey man wanna go protest for lqbtq+ rights?
brad:No dude I’m straight I don’t wanna seem gay.
Ryland:what...the...fuck.
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To smoke weed without mixing any tobacco with it.
"Do you smoke 'straight'? I chop it up with scissors and mix it with 'spin'."
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The sexual orientation of approximately 94% of all human beings on Earth i.e. attracted solely to members of the opposite sex. "Straight" does NOT include "attraction to people of the same sex making a very sad and pathetic attempt to cosplay as the opposite sex."
"Hey John, are you going to go on a date with that transwoman?"
"No Fred--for the last time--I'm straight!"
"Yeah John but straight also includes...."
"Just stop Fred."
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Straight people are boring and are usually trump supporters
Girl: Hey are you straight?!
Other Gurl: uh yah
Girl: ah nah I can fw you baii
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