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Like humping—gay or straight—but sex with an especially thick penis or "log," with a girth well above the 5.5" average.
His log was as thick as her wrist and stuffed her hole tight when she was stumping him.
Him stumping me in the ass with that monster cock left me so sore I couldn't sit down for a week.
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Is able to make herself look like the smiling man, likes to stalk literally everyone, Looks like she can kill you and can kill you, no seriously I once saw her kill a man with her thumb, is an actual genius, likes to be known as: Sassy Stump, Saucy Stump, Stretchy Stump, and Sexy Stump. Her fetish is vole.
Stump just ate my dad, I think shes a vole.
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A person who is full of themselves. These people think the whole world revolves around them and dont care about the effects to their actions. These people are also known as yuppies. Stumps are more serious since they are related to a piece of a tree with no life left. Thus meaning these individuals are stupid as a stump.
rich people, bmw drivers, lexus drivers, people in hillsborough,nj, tree stumps
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The dismemberment of every limb
The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
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A short, fat penis, usually under 4 inches high and around 3-6 inches wide.
Dude, that stump cant be fucked, its to fuckin fat.
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to be very foolish
chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.
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the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?
Heather: Only if you do it with me!
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