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The act of removing the scrotal sack from the inner thigh hands-free during mild/humid weather. This is achieved by raising the leg (with scrotal sack adhered) out to the side and firmly stamping the foot back on the ground. The adjoined love spuds should break free to their correct dangle angle if done correctly.
I almost sat on my orbs the other day, I had to perform a sumo stomping to remove them!
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When a guy finishes on a girls chest, she proceeds to stand up and rub chests with the guy similar to sumo wrestlers
I did not realize she was a sumo wrestler type of girl. I am into it!
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When two people want to flirt, but neither one makes the first move. Instead of making a move, they both try to force the other into making the first move, like sumo wrestlers trying to force each other out of the ring.
Jane: Kate and I are so into each other but neither of us have the guts to say it! We were trying to make each other admit it at the party!
Brad: Sounds like you two were sumo-flirting!
1. A fat florist with a woman's head and a sumo wrestler's body; particularly one that loves his cock.
2. A fat florist that sings with a church choir full of black cats.
Origin: www.rathergood.com
1. I went to the Sumo Florist to buy some flowers.
2. The Sumo Florist sang about his cock.
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A massive simp, simping to levels man isn’t supposed to reach, an extreme level of simp or someone who will remain a simp for eternity.
Dude my boyfriend is such a sumo simp!
My ex is such a sumo simp he just won’t leave me alone!
When you have to take a shit so massive you take your shirt off in preparation of the upcoming struggle. So you dump while looking like a sumo wrestler.
I had tacos late last night with so much hot sauce i had to sumo dump when i woke up.
When your opponent jacks your one card when you have Uno, and then beats you for the challenge.
Angie pulled a Dirty Sumo when she jacked my stuff.