person a: "hey, did you see that celebrity across the street?"
person b: "yeah, but he's totally an anti-swoon"
The state of being enamored with an MMORPG non-player character, particularly romance-able NPC's.
"I can't wait to log in to Star Wars: The Old Republic to see if Corso Riggs has anything flirty to say to my smuggler character! What can I say, I've got the Toon Swoon for him."
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When someone is so attractive that they cause people to faint
Hamish was the ultimate swoon magnet
When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)
Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.
That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.
Similar to a man-crush, a dude-swoon is when one of your buddies performs some sort of maneuver that is so impossibly cool, you have to swoon over their awesomeness.
Caught the foul ball, didn't spill his beer and ended up going home with the redhead's number. Full-on dude-swoon.
A word that doesn’t really belong in the English vocabulary. If used in communication with other people, severe stress related disorders may arise. The origins of the word Swoon are believed to begin in the early psychiatric institutions of south east Scandinavia
Josh avoids the word swoon at all costs because he knows what could happen if he lets it into his vocabulary. Josh is smart