Prima: Yo, I just got into Harvard, full ride
Secunda: No funny?
Prima: I'm deadass.
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When someone else gets hurt.
Dude, John just smacked his head on the car door! It was funny as hell!
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The best TV series to ever exist, which is only streaming on ysogood.
Guy Man 1: Yo, did you watch the new Funny! episode last night?
Guy Man 2: They actually make episodes?
A plural exclamation of extreme humourosity.
OR
When followed by a question mark, a needy request to find out whether a joke has been accepted or not.
Girl 1: That is funnies!
Girl 2: Did you just say fannies?
Girl 1: No! That mishearing was what one might call 'funnies'!
OR
Girl 1: What's brown and sticky?
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: A stick!
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: ...funnies?
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Definitions on urbandictionary tagged with 'funny', usually aren't.
I looked up 'aereilly' on urbandictionary today. It sure earned its 'funny' tag.
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Billy: Shows Grandpa Pepe the Frog.
Grandpa: Thats a funny!
Billy: Grandpa your old, it's called a meme.
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Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
You have to read this its funny as.
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