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Slang term for masturbation.
He got caught blasting Taft in his bedroom.
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to be on the bad end of a deal
to have unfortunate circumstances excised on you
Katie got tafted when Scott tea-bagged as he slept in the fort.
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The act of masturbation, a term popularized by certain message boards. Reference to the 27th President of the United States, William Howard Taft.
"I was in the bathroom the other night and my girlfriend totally walked in on me while I was Blasting Taft."
"Please excuse me from the dinner table. I'm afraid I have to go Blast some Taft."
"Hey! Blast your own Taft!"
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1)HELL
2)Aka: Satans lair
3)A high school which is run by the devil himself. An unfortunate group of +- 300 students are enslaved each year and forced to cope with non-stop bitching and prepubescent adults with severe ego issues
4) A building that has been filled to the brim with arrogant, rich, anorexic, slutty, conceited, pot-smoking individuals who believe they have a future in this world when in fact, most of them do not. And most of them wear preppy clothes, such as Abercrombie or Hollister and consider themselves to be wealthy. These students then harass and pick on the more unique individuals, who complain to the staff, and guess what? Nothing is done about it.
5)A school with some of the most painfully inept teachers and staff who don't give a damn about students harassing each other or wearing slutty clothing since Minotti left the building.
Mike: So what school do you go to?
Rick: Taft Highschool
Mike: Say hi to Satan for me
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A sex position often used by sadistic or adventurous couples craving explicit but intimate romance. Edward Taft - the girl pretends to be a quadriplegic politition while eating aunt annies pretzels. in the mean time the man is performing anal sex and resiting the Gettysburg Address.
Honey, how about the edward taft tonight?
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Harlem housing projects home to JIM JONES, a member of the dipset
"taft projects is no joke"
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A drink consisting of:
- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.
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