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the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from one's aching groin-hole
on the birthday card i gave to my brother:
"I hope that the rolled-up piece of cotton with the string hanging out to absorb the profuse bleeding from your aching groin-hole.... never has to exist.... Happy Birthday!"
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An insult in regards to a guy who has a rather small genitalia and tends to prematurely ejaculate after 2 to 5 minutes while penetrating
"-Dude, that chick I did yesterday laughed at me for having a small dick and shooting my load too fast!
-That's what you get for being a tampon..."
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1:“Im really hungry” 2:“oh don’t worry!” 2:“You can have my tampon” 1:“thanks!”
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a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.
Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?
a massive mass of absorbent material, primarily used as a female hygiene product.
Hey I started early this month do you have a extra tampon I can have?
Tamponing is the girl version of cock blocking.
Kelly - Hey Sarah can I hang out with you and Eric tonight!
Sarah - Girl don't be Tamponing me again. I need the dick.
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A derogatory term for a member of the National Guard or Reserves.
It must be that time of the month, because the tampons are here for drill again.
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