noun-the greasy tampon string that hangs out of your lady's slot.
adjective- someone who regularly has a shit eating grin on their face.
Ben Johnson gave his fat sweaty wife a cunnalumpkin even though he saw her nasty cunt tassel dangling down.
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A superhero in the Legion of Pants, characterized by the swinging and swooshing motions.
Mr. Booby Tassels apprehends a felon attempting to rob a lady of her purse by swooshing the tassles into the theirf's pupils.
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The penis of a very large man. Sometimes it is hard to identify because the rolls of fat usually hide the micro penis.
Hey look at that tassel cock, i cant even see it under those rolls of fat.
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When you rub/flick your nipples with sheer force and urge.
"Excuess me miss what nice nipples you have"
"Why thank you"
"Do you mind if i nipple tassel(ing) you?"
one of the best people in the world
damn, that's the tassell everyone told me about
A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.
Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.
When the tassels on the end of your scarf poke out underneath of your coat.
Put your minge tassels away!