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The Second Worst Thing To Happen To Those Orphans
“Technoblade Never Dies” Example Of A Fact Not An Opinion
Technoblade means a pig that stabs nerds and orphans for money and has extremely hot elbows and is immortal.
"Omg did you hear the orphanag got burned down what monster could do such a thing"person 1
"IT WAS TECHNOBLADE" person 2
The best PVPer in Minecraft, known for becoming the number 1 potato farmer in the biggest Minecraft server, beating dream (a player incredibly famous for being capable of beating Minecraft while many people try to kill him), beating squads of multiple people fighting him singlehandedly. Techno had become such a terrifying PVPer that some of the people who dare challenge him end up with Technophobia, the legitimate fear of Technoblade.
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: did you guys hear something?
Technoblade (about 10 kilometers away wearing leather armor): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
A fucking legend. Someone who was a comfort for a lot of people, for years. His content is very enjoyable. His upload schedule used to be a subject of memes across his fanbase. Sadly he was diagnosed with cancer around 2021, and almost became an amputee.
He held on for months, but sadly passed away in 2022, not before he got the 10 million subs he always wanted.
So long nerds...
"Did you hear about 'Technoblade'?"
"Yeah man... don't make me cry
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Technoblade Was a youtuber who was a minecraft youtuber know for his minecraft hypixel potato war videos. He passed away this year and uploaded "so long nerds" as his last video, it started off with his dad explaining all what happened and techno's last words to his fans o7
Person 1 - did you hear technoblade lost to cancer?
Person 2 - cancer cannot survive if the host is dead, so its a draw.