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The phenomenon by which a guy knows what another guy is thinking.
1. "you know how I know that dudes just playing that gal?" "Telepathic testosterone?" "Yup!"
2. "He's in love with Jen. Just too chicken to admit it!" "Oh yeah, how do you know?" "Telepathic testosterone dude!"
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A group of small rundown individual cabins once rented for getaway vacations but now housing mostly single men, where there are more trucks, ATVs, and power toys etc. than residents.
After they got a divorce I guess he found a place in Testosterone Park. I often see him outside, beer in hand discussing someone's new power toy or other.
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What happens when two or more males suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
Adam: Hey, did you hear about what happened yesterday in the workshop? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match and almost started a fight!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
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Something thats supposed to help with workouts so older and middle aged men(especially older) don't look like wingsofredemption. However they say straight woman also like it which usually isn't true. Only use it for working out unless you have insanely low test levels.
Dude:Yo we all got testosterone boosters I'ma hit on that girl now.
Him:I'M SO FUCKING HORNY SEND ME A BOOTY PIC NOW HOLY FUCK*rapidly jacks dick in public*
Girl:KILL THAT SEX DEPRIVED CREEP WITH FIRE *pulls out gun*
-And thats why you don't use testosterone boosters for dating*.
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any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'
almost always a young/er male
look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!
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Bull Shark Testosterone or "BST" is overpowered shit in Grand Theft Auto Online used mainly by people who are shit at the game. It gives you double damage and health for 60 seconds. It also makes basically every weapon in the game 1-2 shot kill. Literally the best idea Rockstar has come up with.
GTA Online Player #1: "Dude I shot this guy like 25 times and he kills me one shot. WTF?!"
GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."
GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"
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(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.
While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.
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