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Someone who has no conception of communication. How to know if you or someone else is a Bad Texter:
1. One word responses.
2. Ridiculously horrible grammar.
3. Responses are delayed without saying "brb" or any other excuse.
4. Extensive punctuation. We get it when it's something huge, but five exclamations for a daily greeting really isn't necessary.
5. Flat-out annoying. If someone says the have to go, wait for them to text you or for at least 6 hours before starting up a conversation.
6. Multiple texts sent. If it's a story, okay, but really, is every detail necessary? Well, if it is, calling is a better way to deal.
7. Caps lock frequently. Unless the person receiving your texts is visually impaired, it is not necessary to write in big letters.
8. Not participating. This is a big one. It shouldn't be a one-sided conversation. Make an effort, especially if you text first.
9. Also with number 8, if you don't have something to say, don't text. It just ends up being a boring, lame conversation where you say "how r u?" a dozen times.
10. Common Sense. If someone isn't answering you, don't bother them. Either they are being...well, themselves and don't feel like answering you or they're busy. Either way, back off. Whatever you have to say can wait. We know this because if it were actually important, you'd call.
1. "LOL" "nice" "funny" "ha" "yes" "no" "maybe"
2. "i doughno hoo yu arh, buh ey liKE tiping lieeek deesss"
3. John: I hate people who are Bad Texters!
(an hour later)
Jack: Yah, same!
4. "HI OMG OMG OMG HI I HAVEN'T TEXTD U IN LIKE AN HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5. John: Okay, well, I have to go now. Bye.
Jack: Oh ok
(an hour later)
Jack: hey
6. Jack: i don't know why you're not answering meh. i hav ben waiting. for about ten minutes now. or eleven. i dunno, my watch is off. i need a new one. maybe you can buy meh one. ohkay?! yah. so. answer meh. the party is starting. now. i think. i dunno! im confused! WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MEEEEEEE!
Jack: ANSWER
Jack: please
Jack: pleasee!!
Jack: wahhh
7. Jack: HI WHATS UP I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I'VE BEEN IGNORED LATELY PLZ ANSWR!
8. Jack: idk
John: Oh. Yeah I'm not sure either...so how's life?
Jack: .....
John: What's wrong?
Jack: ?
John: I don't understand.
Jack: LOL!
9: Jack: hi
John: hey whaddup?
Jack: nmu?
John: just watching the game.
Jack. o
John: Yeah so whats new
Jack: nothing.
John: There must be something!
Jack: NO THERE ISN'T DAMMIT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!!!!!
10. Jack: Hi.
Jack: hey.
Jack: hiya.
Jack: ARE YOU BUSY?!
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A person who can be relied on to text back.
They are usually the person you choose to text if you need a reply quickly.
"Hey, what's the address we're supposed to go to?"
"I dunno, but I'll text Jim. He's a texter backer."
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A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.
Someone who feels the need to communicate via text message with ambiguous images in place of actual English language words.
Me: hey what are we doing this weekend
Wife: 🐮🌿🌾🎻🏆🏇🏇😂😂😂😂😂
Me: damn emoji texter
The act of texting someone and having to wait 10+ minutes or several hours for a reply or having to send again in hopes of a reply. This can also be used by people who are attempting to ignore you or are to busy to talk, commonly used by the forgetful people or someone who is txting inept
Julian: hay what are you doing later? (6:39pm)
Vinnie: ummm nothing bro wanna hang in a few minutes? (6:40pm)
Julian: Alright cool were u wanna meet? (6:41pm)
Julian: Dude?.... (6:59pm)
Vinnie: hay what's up? (8:01pm)
Julian: your a snorlax texter (8:02pm)
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A person who can't set their phone down for even the five minutes it takes to use the toilet.
Sebastian: "I was texting with Karen the other day when she started naming her bowel movements and talking about bathroom stall graffiti. Do you think she was toilet-texting me?!"
Lucas: "Yeah, dude, that girl is definitely a toilet-texter. Her phone never leaves her hands!"
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someone who will wait the equal amount of time or more it took for a person to text them, to text them back.
"It took Derek 68 minutes to text me back. I'm going to wait 69 minutes to reply."
"You're a revenge texter. Period."
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