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The day Americans celebrate the conquering of the native people of North America.
Have a happy Thanksgiving you CRACKA asses!
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Only in America do have a Federal holiday to remember what we are thankful for, immediately followed by the largest shopping day of the year to max out our credit cards for the next holiday, Christmas.
Thanksgiving is not just a holiday but should be a state of mind all year long.
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Thanksgiving: A day to gain 10 lb at least and eat too much
Julian: I got soooooooooooooooooooo fat from Thanksgiving dinner
Karina: Yup same
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sitting around in a room full of your family and being completely incapable of going shopping because all the stores are closed..and then not eating until about 10pm because something went wrong when they were cooking the turkey
stupid waste of time arguement-prone thanksgiving
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The best feast and poop of the year.
Finally, Thanksgiving! I'll eat turkey and then I'll take a ride on the S.S. Diarhea!
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I'm an american and I like getting fat by eating turkey and pie.
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thanksgiving = an excuse for americans to stuff their faces at least ONE day of the year and for it be to OK
dude im so hungry i wanna thanksgiving myself ^_^
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