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Apostrophe S is an American band from Philadelphia. The banded was formed in 2009 and continues with it's original members, Andy Atz, Chad Butler, Sean Butler, and Zach Atz. The band is expecting to release their first EP in the fall. Recorded at Studio 352.
Apostrophe S
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The blatant mis-use of the apostrophe in work related email messages or text message exchanges between regular acquaintances.
"No ones busy enough!!! Get to work." is a commonly used apostrophe-fuck.
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A comma that gives the sense that a proper noun used as an intensifier will follow, but acts as an apostrophe because the intensifier is omitted.
You, John Doe, should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.
You, (apostrophal comma) should return to your cubicle before the boss sees you.
When you have a kink that turns possessive. Your brown apostrophe.
At first, John and Mary were only experimenting with bondage. Now John only can get off to pain. It's his brown apostrophe.
The rapid spread of ignorance of the correct rules for apostrophe usage; the widespread misuse of apostrophes, especially in plural nouns.
Walk-in's Welcome; The Miller's invited us to dinner; Washing machine's for sale are all examples of Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia.
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Any Apostrophe used inappropriately where a word is plural but not a contraction or a possessive. Much like the opposite of the Harvard Comma, the Community College Apostrophe is used by the uneducated and grammatically ignorant.
"Hey, want to see my photo's from when me and the girl's went hiking in the mountain's?"
"No, and lay off the Community College Apostrophe."
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a symbol (’) also used as a closing (right) single quotation mark
The main difference between a straight and a curly apostrophe is that a curly apostrophe curves towards the text, and a straight apostrophe is just a short vertical line placed slightly above the letters it’s inserted between.