Beaning

Something that StorM and co. do in CS:GO.

“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”

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beaning

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.

1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.

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Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.

“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night”

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No beans

This is a famous (and very funny) piece of dialogue taken from a scene from 'The Young Ones' sitcom.

NEIL: now very worried: What do you know about the beans?

RICK: Nothing! What beans?

NEIL: Oh. Nothing. Ha, Ha, Ha. No beans! Ha ha.

Bean

When you do a right skitter of a shit pebble dashing the toilet and when you flush it there's a tiny floater left

"Who left the bean?" ... "Sorry mate my guts are rumbling!"

Bean

Calling someone a bean
It could be good like best bean
Or bad like meanie bean

“Did you know that Lauren’s a best bean?”
“Whoa, I didn’t know that! Tell me more who are best beans!”

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Bean

Most commonly used when referring to Xanax but can also be used for a number of other pills

poppin beans all night fo sure

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