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The result of Nickelodeon's jealousy toward Disney for the Jonas brothers and the Jonas TV show.
Ever heard of Big Time Rush?
Yeah, basically they're just Jonas brothers wanna-be's, which is a horrible thing to be anyways..
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An good show, if you actually took the time to WATCH IT. I mean, sure I miss 'Hey Arnold', 'Roco's Modern Life' and all the other good old shows, but I think it's time to accept that Nickelodean has developed into something new, more mainstream.Oh and by the way, I hate all the other shows on Nick besides Spongebob, esp. iCarly. Anyway, It's a good show about 4 boys who are hockey players from Minnesota, and they finally get a chance to form a band and hopefully become famous. I think it has a good message and I love the songs, even though they might be a bit gay. I thought it was going to be a retarded show too, I'm going to be honest. Everytime I saw the commericial I was so annoyed, but then I watched it with my little sister and I like it. (Cartoon Network still owns though.)
Jim: Did you see that new gay show on Nick "Big Time Rush"??? I miss the old shows.....
Jon: No, I don't spend my time watching kid shows so I can post a bad definition about them on Urban Dictionary.
Jim: Uhh..... I don't do that.....
Jon: Yeah grow. up Jim.
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Terrible TV show that is based off the band but is in no way the actual truth on what the band does. Thus making it more shitty than it already is. The band itself makes terrible music that sounds good the first time you listen to it, but after listening to it the second time, becomes annoying and irritating, making you want to destroy your ears or commmit suicide. Basically loved by today's generation of girls that get their panties soaking wet after listening to these types of shitty boy bands. See Shit.
Girl: Omg Big Time Rush is so fucking amazing!!
*SLAPS*
Boy: BITCH, THAT SHOW AND BAND IS EXACTLY WHY OUR GENERATION SUCKS.
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Another ridiculous show hosted by the biggest channel for gay kids, Nickelodean. Every single Nick show HAS to be 3 things: teens (which they are trying to show kids so they can be more like them, then everyone laughs at these 12 year olds' asses in school because they want to be like Carly and kiss boys (lol I can imagine that), farts, and animals.
The show itself is pretty terrible if you ask me. They add sound effects and make terrible jokes. Its very boring.
But the band in the other hand, it's not so bad if you think twice. They're songs actually have SOME meaning. Like the "Big Time" song, or the "Wanna Be Famous" song (even though this particular one is incredibly cheesy and annoying). I heard the "City ?is Ours?" song while my sister watches nick, and I have to admit it's actually really catchy lmao.
Band is okay, the show is gay. Nick sucks incredibly huge dick. (That could be a song :D)
Casey: Zomg BTR(big time rush... if you knowwwa) is like the best band ever! And theyre show is so funnnaaayy! ELLL OHH ELLL!!!
Jim: OMG RIGHT? I also love Icarly, Zoey 101, and Icarly, because I LOVE it when they say: "what are you doing?" (automated laughing set to maximum volume) HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH.
^GAY
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Big Time Rush Is A Potty Boy Band... In Which They Sing Songs With Lyrics That Don't Make Sense /Or Are Childish. New lyricists Maybe Hired If Under 5 Years Old.
A Breakdown Of The Members:
Kendall Pottysapa Muffin Man John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - The ugliest member who gets the most attention in the group and foresees the future of his band as good but it is not as they headed for a much needed breakup --- THEY SHIT.
James Forethessy Diamond - The ugliest member in the group who matches his face with Kendall's smelly feet. Also is the real son of the guy who acted like Gustavo who is some weird kid that they say the name of in the ads.
Carlos Pompom Pena - The ugliest member in the group and loves being stupid who loves to portray his realistic personality on tv that he carries outside of his show as well. (recently lost his helmet -- going crazy, went to grandma's house to get peace.)
Logan Hortance Henderson - The ugliest member in the group thinks he's smart but is not. He went crazy after he say this sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Mindblown that is was correct grammar and and English correct sentence.
Baffled by the sentence above they BTR group grew so much jealousy towards British boybands, soaked in their jealousy they peed their pants and retired.
Toby Maguire: I hate BTR
Henri: Big Time Rush is soiled
Rusher1: I love, and Big Time Rush is Potty
Rusher2: Me too... I eat their shit all the time!!
Rusher1: Me Too! Right on!!
Rusher2: Yaaaas!! Big Time Rush!!! Yaaaas!!!!
Directioner: Who even?
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Make it count, play it straight
Don't look back, don't hesitate
When you go big time
What you want, what you feel
Never quit and make it real
When you roll big time
Don't you feel the rush?
Better take your shot now
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
Step it up, get in gear
Go for broke, make it clear
Gotta go big time
Make it work, get it right
Change the world over night
Gotta dream big time
Give it all you've got now
Isn't it the rush?
Finish what you start now
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
Every light is shining now
It's brighter somehow
Nothing's really as it seems
Nothing but dreams
Gonna make a brand new sound
Like we own this town
We can't die
Now our feet are off the ground
We'll never look down
Welcome to the big time
All the pretty people see you walking in the sunshine
Welcome to the good times
Life will never be the same
Go and shake it up
What you gotta lose?
Go and make your luck with the life you choose
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time
If you want it all, lay it on the line
It's the only life you got
So you gotta live it big time Big Time Rush
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Teh best thing on TV. Heaven in a show.
Tehy have gay sex too. Because they are just that fucking awesome.
Big Time Rush is fucking beautiful.
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