Person 1: Bob Ross Is the best painter alive!
Person 2: Wdym? He isn't alive!
Person 1: Yes he is! He streams on twitch.tv every weekend!
Person 2: Oh, then he must be alive!
He is our lord and savior and one day he will rise and paint us a beautiful world. There will be happy little trees with happy little tree friends every where you look . He will make us into the perfect beings of pure happiness and paint and if there is a problem he will just paint the mistake out . Everywhere will be nature and happy animals and clouds and water . He will give us the perfect life and world . There will be no war no disease no disaster only harmony and perfect life . Because bob Ross will save our mortal souls . No body will die or feel pain only happiness . Every won’t have to worry about taxes or any money troubles . We will all paint . We will also worship Mr Rogers and Guy Fieri and Shaggy and Smokey The Bear . No sadness or anger . Just beauty and peace.
A GOD AMONG MEN! THEY GRATEST HUMAN TO HAVE EVER WALKED THE EARTH AND YOU BITCHES COULD NEVER (and I mean NEVER) COMPETE WITH SUCH A SAINTLY ANGELIC HUMAN SUCH AS BOB ROSS!!!!!!!!!!
Random Idiot: Wow that guys great who is that?
You(An Intellectual): THATS BOB ROSS THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING EVER!
Bob Ross is the greatest known painter and has the greatest afro I have ever seen.
I worship this man
When trippin on hallucinogenics and the world around u has turned into a work of art by the one and only Mr. Good vibes himself Bob Ross
Uh man I think the shrooms just hit me cause I'm Bob Rossing hard as fuck... It's so beautiful
This is when you finish breaking something so it can be properly fixed or replaced due to a “happy accident”.
Person 1: I was told that I wasn’t in line for a new laptop but I accidentally dropped it down a flight of stairs so now I will have a new one by tomorrow.
Person 2: Man, you were totally Bob Rossing that!