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burnout

A person who frequently engages in hilarous, unususal, dangerous or heatbag activities with total disregard for the public's or his/her own safety/well being. People usually act like burnouts to show off when there are many people especially peers watching.

Everyone called the underage drinker, Dave a burnout when he smashed a beer bottle off the windshield of a passing cop car.

by lance penney September 6, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Burnout

A game played by two or more people. All you need is a candle, a lighter, lubricant, and consenting men or women. Here are the steps to play:

1. Lubricate the man's/woman's rectum.
2. Light the candle.
3. Before the candle goes out (or starts to melt, which would cause a lot of pain), insert in to the rectum flame-first as deep as necessary to put the candle out. Remember to insert the candle as soon as it's lit, otherwise complications may arise.
4. Check for burns around the area. If burns can be seen (or felt), contact a medical professional.
5. If no injury is found, repeat. Using a larger candle or one with more wicks can increase difficulty. Just remember to lube up before each turn.

The goal of the game is to put out the candle using the rectum, with as little injury as possible. The game is repeated on and on, each player taking turns to be both the insert-er and the insert-ee, until burns are sustained or players back out until only one is left standing.

Man: Remember that one time at your place when we all got drunk out of our minds and thought it would be a good idea to play burnout?

Woman: I still have the scars!

Men: Mental and physical!

*both laugh*

by Hinwer May 18, 2014

3๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd burnout

When your shit leaves skid marks on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Dude, why did you do a turd burnout in my bathroom! You nasty mofo!

by hoziwan August 20, 2009

55๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bellie burnout

When you get done taking a shit, dont wipe and right after titty fuck a girl

Bro i gave sam a bellie burnout last night and my shit streaked her chest

by Whitechocolate6969 November 16, 2018


Bleach Burnout

1. An individual, typically a female, that has subjected their anus to too many anal bleaching sessions rendering their little bunghole skin acid burnt, scarred and tender. A Bleach Burnout renders them unable to continue to lighten up their oring to a wonderful pinkish hue.

2. To coat a vehicle's drive wheel tires with liquid chlorine bleach to create massive clouds of white smoke when performing a vehicle burnout which is otherwise known as a Bleach Burnout.

Example 1. Rhonda had made one to many trips to the Day Spa for anal waxing and anal bleaching. The last time left her with a permanent acid burn rendering her a Bleach Burnout.

Example 2. Carl's little Prius was unable to perform a real burnout so he bleached up his front wheel drive tires and attempted to perform a Bleach Burnout.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2015

15๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


spectacular burnout

Job related. An irrational impulse action that results in immediate dismissal from employment.

John S.,a 35 year old high school teacher and girls track coach decided he would motivate the girls by mooningthem, slapping his butt and saying "You want a piece of this?" John S. left the school that day never to return. He suffered spectacular burnout

by buzzbomb May 25, 2006


burnout boost

when you smoke just a bit more weed, an hour or two after getting fried to prevent burning out right away

"aww dude lets smoke another bowl, i need a burnout boost"
"for suuuuure!"

by chickkaayeee October 14, 2008