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Noun. A game in which men compete to see who can throw a watermelon from the farthest distance into a female's vagina.
"Andy, last night I got 125 feet in the Welsh Catapult."
"I heard Max got 130."
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A Catapult Of Love is when a guy tries to impress his new girlfriend by using his erect penis to 'catapult' things about his bedroom.
While lying on his back the guy bends his penis backwards, loads a small object on his knob and then fires the object to the delight of his new shag.
Also known as a 'Bean Flipper'.
Bob was pleased when he managed to fire a small grape a considerable distance across his bedroom by using his Catapult Of Love.
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The act of ejaculating into a black woman's ass while in the doggy style position.
Rufus was an expert at giving his hos the ethiopian catapult.
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When nearing completion of "69", the woman shall the sit up covering your face. Then with said woman sitting up you take your penis and bend it down as tho charging a catapult. When you are about to cum you let go of your penis in which it then flings cum onto said woman. The target would be her face. Your face is safe from all casualty due to her sitting on your face.
"hey man i banging your mom last night, then finished with a Chechen catapult.
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When a guy pulls out before he's done his business and cums in a girls belly button. Then he grabs a spork and flings the cum into her open mouth.
Duuuude, I'm about to catapult that hoe SOOO good.
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It is when you are erect and you get the girl to shit on you, then you take the feces and make little balls of shit. You then pull your penis back like a catapult and you put the shit ball under the head of your pecker pipi, then release the little turds into her mouth. This way you guys can have fun while having sex, its like diner in bed.
Charles:"i'm prety good at urban catapult my girlfriend says"
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A vulgar phrase a person says when they are angry or frustrated.
Crap on a catapult! They ruined my campaign signs!
Damn Shit Damn it God damn it Fuck Crap Dammit For fuck's sake ffs For fuck's sake
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