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goodness; "all is good"; favorable; great, wonderful terrific; also cool {excellence}; phat
Used to denote a favorable position or announcing/recognizing the goodness of an action or being
Alex's new stereo system is church.
At the party, Matt was looking church.
Veronica enjoyed some church beef jerky.
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A boring-ass place where all you do is listen to some robed asswipe yap about some bullshit from the bible. You also get to sing gay gospel songs. It usually lasts 2 hours, but some churches can go up to 4-7 hours.
Kid: Man, my mom just made me go to church. it sucked ass.
Friend: Man that's gay. There goes two hours of your life wasted.
Kid: Two? Try five.
Friend: Fuuuuuuucccck..................
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Slang for any type of departure phrase.
Dave: Well, this is beat. I'll catch ya later.
MJ: Yeah, I got things to do.
Dave: Alright, peace son.
MJ: Church, nigga!
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Church unfortunatly has been twisted by christians and ruined what it was meant to be like, the same goes for christians and how they have ruined christianity, if you read the bible(new testament) you will see how it is supposed to be done and be truly amazed because its awesome.
Man in white gown with candle is not church its just boring. People getting healed and being happy and excited thats what church should be and can be because jesus is alive.
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When there isn't enough of an alcoholic beverage to go around so you all pass it and share; when someone is too scared to get their own drink but will sip yours to fit in
Freshman: Yeah we only had one beer so we churched it
Kyle: bro it's like we're churching this beer with you all snagging it from me
Tom: they all wanted a taste of Mike's Hard Lemonade so we churched it for the experience
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A place to Worship God our father. Gods house. Where all his people gather to speak of his beautiful word.
In church The pastor Spoke of Jesus the Son of God.
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1:where you tell your parents your going to be for the next few hours, when in reality,youll be at your boyfriends house,fucking him
"hey mom? im going to church in an hour. have you seen my red dress? the one with the slit up the side?
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