Department of Justice

One of several departments of the Executive Branch of the federal government whose duty is to pursue justice on behalf of the American people when justice has not been obtained through other means.

Microsoft was attacked by the Department of Justice in the courtroom.

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downstairs department

A more modest name for the femal genital area.

Joey: "Have you seen Jen's downstairs department?"
Kyle:"Yeah it's so tight!"

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fire department

A Department in charge of fighting fire and rescue operations. See Firefighter.

There's a fire! Call the Fire Department!

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Department of Defense

Department of attack tbh

Every President Ever: This place really needs some "democracy"
Department of Defense: You Promise uwu

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accounts department

See cunt

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!

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Department of Clipboards

An alternative collective noun for a shuffle of bureaucrats, specifically those with some sort of auditing task. Inspired by their flocking behaviour and use of clipboards as a work tool. Derogatory.

"Better sort out those paperclips, Bob; the Department of Clipboards is just getting out of the lift."

department-cest

When one member of an academic department at a university hooks up with another member of the same department.

Considered slightly incestuous because often members of the same department are often an insular social group that work, hang out and often live (roommates) together. Can also lead to a degree of nepotism.

On the other hand, can be quite common or even encouraged due to the lack of interaction with non-members of the department.

If you are going to take time away from your studies for a love life, make it department-cest so you don't get too distracted. Lab or office-cest is off-limits though.

Did you hear Mike and Sally are shacking up? Department-cest!