Department of Justice

One of several departments of the Executive Branch of the federal government whose duty is to pursue justice on behalf of the American people when justice has not been obtained through other means.

Microsoft was attacked by the Department of Justice in the courtroom.

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downstairs department

A more modest name for the femal genital area.

Joey: "Have you seen Jen's downstairs department?"
Kyle:"Yeah it's so tight!"

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fire department

A Department in charge of fighting fire and rescue operations. See Firefighter.

There's a fire! Call the Fire Department!

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Department of Defense

Department of attack tbh

Every President Ever: This place really needs some "democracy"
Department of Defense: You Promise uwu

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accounts department

See cunt

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!

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Sped Department

The Sped Department is the esteemed department that is tasked with controlling the Speds of the world. This is no easy task, and they often must resort to torture, forced confessions, and will turn a blind eye to many heinous crimes. They convene at the start of school every day typically to hand out normal pills to Sped kids.

Joe: Holy shit did you see that sped kid rape Jimmy yesterday
Bob: Yeah but I'm pretty sure the sped kid got away with it....FUCK THE SPED DEPARTMENT!

Department of Clipboards

An alternative collective noun for a shuffle of bureaucrats, specifically those with some sort of auditing task. Inspired by their flocking behaviour and use of clipboards as a work tool. Derogatory.

"Better sort out those paperclips, Bob; the Department of Clipboards is just getting out of the lift."