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Boss: Hey man can you start work early?
Employee: Why's that?
Boss: We're getting fisted, No Lube
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This is when you want to let your partner know how you physically feel about them. Let me put it straight. When two fingers arent enough. As my old man once said. 'A fist in the Ass is worth two in the bush.'
Mr Fister
"Been fisten?"
"by the FISTFUL!"
mR fISTER hAD A BLISTER ON HIS SISTERS NISTER. hE ATTEMPTED TO FISTER BUT TWISTED AND MISSED HER WHILST FISTING HER FISTUL ASS INTO A FRUITFUL SLUMBER.
Compliments, The Bernhagen Brown Love Team
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v. When a guy sticks his whole fist inside a chick.
He has mastered fisting. He said it's especially easy when the whore is as loose as Kathleen.
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Collective noun for wankers.
The fistful of wankers were most upset when the gaggle of geese showed more interest in the school of fish.
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1) The act of pushing one's fist into an orifice. It gives the feeling of some gigantic cock, apparantly, and is popular amongst homosexual males.
2) Repetitive punching to a pressure-point, usually with some sort of aid.
Fisting causes stretching, prepare to be loosened!
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A pseudonym for fuck, shortened from the vulgar term fist fuck which involved the insertion of a whole arm into a bodily orifice, an attempt to bring this term into mainstream usage was made by Australian Radio and Television personality Maynard F# Crabbes who often used this term back in the days when the censors in Australia still did not allow such language to be broadcast, In one extremely funny incident memorable to the submitter when hosting a childrens Word puzzle television programme Maynard declared the next letter to be "an F, F FOR FIST!" While this obviously vulgar reference passed over both the childrens and censors heads, the more mature viewers who had tuned in to see the great man were besides themselves, (those who got it anyway!)
Geoff: That Barbara is one hot mama!, man do you think I stand a chance of getting a fist?
Allan: I don't think so my friend, she is a bit more fistable than you.
Tony: I just lost my wallet!
Geoff: Oh fist me dead mate! how the bloody hell did you go an do that?
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Varitation of shaft, but used for extra emphasis in the case of an extremely large shaft. Harsh, unfair treatment. Refers to the pain of having a fist rammed up your ass.
See also double fist
I got a $300 speeding ticket today. That sucks, man, what a fist.
So I got the fist when my boss caught me drinking at work.
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